Monday, 21 April 2008

Click Air (part III)

Following some more phone calls to Iberia, I have to admit that I wasn’t fair with them. To my defence, I was very frustrated that I didn’t have any of my personal belongings and the easy target was the Spanish airline. But talking to their stuff late last week while being calm really helped me see the whole picture. You see, when you own a suitcase with character (like I do) you should expect it to be a bit wild every now and then. Let me explain.

Normally, when I am on vacations I don’t follow football to much. As a result I didn’t realise that the same day I was flying to England, Atletic Bilbao was visiting A Coruña in a game that could bring the Basques closer to an UEFA Cup qualification spot. My mighty Samsonite though was well aware of the game. Dressed in the fiery red of the Basques, he (the mighty Samsonite, that is) was living for only one thing that Sunday, seeing Atletic getting the much needed result in the Riazor.

As a result, when he (the suitcase again) found out that there was a flight from Sevilla to A Coruña that would allow him (by now you should know to whom I am referring to) to watch the game in person, he couldn’t let opportunity go away. After I had checked him in, waited in the belt up until I had gone passed security and then made his move. He crawled away from the suitcases that were travelling to London and joined those going to A Coruña. As a precaution he also changed the destination code on his tag from LGW to LCG (I’m still a bit troubled as to how he managed to disguise the W and make it look as a G!). Nobody could now tell that he was meant to travel to England and not the north of Spain.

Unfortunately though, Coloccini, Sergio and Felipe Luis punished Atletic and what started as a great day out for my suitcase, ended up in a nightmare.

The following day, tired and disappointed from the game, he caught a flight to Madrid in an attempt to forget. As we speak he is probably wondering in the Spanish capital celebrating the astonishing performance of the Basques yesterday against Valencia. I’m pretty sure that soon he would start feeling homesick and he would flight back to Leeds.

It is obvious therefore, that Iberia is not to blame. The only person that should be hold responsible for my delayed luggage is my Basque friend Borja. If it wasn’t for his obsession with Atletic Bilbao and the numerous discussions he initiated in the vicinity of my suitcase, he would be with me right now…

You see, if I was presented with this story about my missing luggage I would still be pissed off, but I would at least appreciate the comedy. Iberia’s story that the luggage was flown to A Coruña (why?) on Sunday and then on Monday left Galicia on board a flight to Barajas airport in Madrid but no confirmation that it made it to the capital has been received (thus the suitcase disappeared in thin air during the flight) is more than frustrating. It brings out that part of me that would tell them to ##@£$%*##.

Nevertheless, I should thank Jose Luis that was the only one that actually bothered to let me know of the whereabouts of my suitcase.

Wednesday, 16 April 2008

Click Air (cont'd)

I’ve managed to speak earlier on today with the delayed baggage department of Gatwick Airport today. The guy that was on the other side of the phone was so helpful that I actually believe that I may even get my suitcase back...

Before I managed to get hold of him I spoke to three-four other Spanish. With the exception of the person in the Seville airport that even though he didn’t speak much English he tried his best to explain to me what is happening (he also told me that I should call Gatwick and forget everything else) the rest lied somewhere between incompetent and offensive. One of them in particular almost hang up the phone on me because I didn’t give him the reference number fast enough. He actually told me that I am wasting his time and that he was too busy to listen to my story…

These Spaniards have to be a bit confused as to what Customer Services stands for!

Basketball

I’m sure many people enjoy some sort of background “noise” when they are working. Being one of them and while alone in the office I remembered that today is the 24th day of the Greek Basketball League so I run the software the allows me to watch some Greek TV channels and tuned on a particular program that was broadcasting live the game between PAOK and Panellhnios. The game wasn’t anything special but in the beginning of the third quarter the speaker said (I quote):

And now Michael Jordan enters the court for PAOK, replacing the captain Verginis”.

Let me stress that a bit.

And now Michael Jordan enters the court for PAOK, replacing the captain Verginis”.

Once more please:

And now Michael Jordan enters the court for PAOK, replacing the captain Verginis”.

I’m under the impression that this team will be the reason to write a post in Greek sometime in the near future...

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

Travelling (by airplane)

Normally, this post should be about the Feria de Abril that takes place every year in Seville. Being there last week (and since I had an amazing time) I was planning to devote a few lines and share some photographic evidences, but instead I will talk about the way back.

I've been in Seville a few times in the past and usually I fly with a low budget airline from somewhere nearby, but this time due to the fair all the tickets were expensive. After much checking and searching on the internet I ended up flying from Gatwick with Click Air (which is a low cost airline, subsidiary of Iberia).

Entering Seville airport it was fairly easy to notice that it has been somewhat modernised. Other than the facelift though, everything else was the same. The staff just refuses to speak in English no matter how puzzled a face may I pull and the officers in the passport control are always shocked on the sight of my Greek passport. In the beginning I used to get frustrated, but nowadays it’s more like a tradition for me.

Arriving on Gatwick airport on Sunday (13/4) I was in for a surprise. My luggage did not actually make it London. Disappointed as I was I headed to the baggage office the report the missing article. A very helpful man asked for my passport and baggage stubs and minutes later gave me my completed Property Irregularity Report and an A4 piece of paper with some contact and general details for these situations. He was so calm that when I left the airport I was more concerned with my long trip to Leeds than with the missing luggage.

Early the following day I noticed that some details on the PIR that the helpful man on Gatwick completed for me where not accurate. Namely, the details that were inaccurate were my Name and the Tag Number. You see he entered an non existing number in the Tag Number field and when copying my name from my passport to the form he copied the Greek spelling of the name substituting the letters that do not exist in the English alphabet with other that look similar, for example Σ->Z. Successsssss!

It was obvious that I had to contact the company and let them know about the amendments they should since it seemed to me rather impossible for them to manage to track down my suitcase having the wrong name and tag number. Unfortunately, the piece of paper I got at the airport (the one with the contact details) it only had one telephone number on it that I could only call from 12:00 to 18:00, so I though maybe the Click Air website would have some other means of contacting them.

On their website I used the online contact service since the phone numbers provided could only be dialled from a landline (we do have a phone in the office but calling any number but a local one is barred. That was around 8:40 in the morning.

Three and a half hours later, since not having received confirmation of my details being updated I’ve decided to call the working-only-from-12:00to18:00 number I was given at the airport. As expected the number was quite busy but after about ten minutes I’ve managed to get a line. After a few ringing tones though, disappointment again in the form of the following message “Please, leave your message after the tone”. I left a message explaining everything along with my number so they could provide confirmation that everything is ok.

Around 4 o’clock I hadn’t receive any confirmation that Click Air was aware of the changes that have to be made in the PIR report, so I headed home to call the number I had found on their website in the morning. A helpful guy explained to me that there is not much he can do since:-

  • my tag number starts with IB, thus it is an Iberia one
  • Click Air does not have to capability to deal with missing or lost baggage. Everything is deal by the parent company.

Thus he suggested that I speak to Iberia and he gave me their number.

At around 16:30 I had finished talking to yet another very helpful person on the phone that corrected my details and informed me that everything is ok, that the system has immediately commenced a search for my suitcase and that I can use the PIR File Reference number that I have to track the delivery of my suitcase after it has been found.

A couple of hours later my partner returned home from work and I briefed her up on the progress. Straight away she realised that I had forgotten to ask about possible compensation and offered to call to check that for me. During the phone call though she realised that the details that I assumed that had been updated hadn’t. So she passed on to them the correct details once again. When I found out I got fairly angry and I called the helpline again. To my luck I got the same person that had answered my first phone call and as soon as I gave him the reference number he replied that he cannot access that file and that he remembers that we had spoken earlier on as well so why I’m I calling him. After explaining what had happened a few minutes ago when my partner was speaking to one of his colleagues he told me that the access of the file should not be possible since he sent the details to the airport and he is now waiting for a new PIR form to be issued so as the system can start searching for my missing item. After that he concluded that I shouldn’t worry any more since now my problem lies on the hands of Iberia (like it wasn’t Iberia that lost it in the first place)… The unintentional irony of his sayings made me laugh and not being quite sure if he was lying at me now or earlier on I just hung up the phone.

Right now I just pray that they’ll manage to find it at the end (preferably intact). This is already a rather long post, so I’m going to skip the details of the compensation for the time being. If you need any information try here.

Thursday, 3 April 2008

Moaning Urge

When you are a PhD student there are always ways to earn a little bit of extra cash every now and then, within the university. Correcting scripts, doing lab demonstrations, invigilating, arranging tutorials, taking some part-time administration job, you name it. The opportunities are endless.

One of those presented itself to me a few weeks ago. When I was asked if I want to make an easy £70 (easy defined as not having to anything) I replied "How?". Of course I kept my expectations low because nowadays these offers can hide quite a surprise. But no, this was an honest one. All I have to do is to stay in a room from 8.30 until 17.00 looking after some people taking an exam. And I can do whatever I want as long as I don't leave the room during that period of time. Piece of cake.

It's now almost four hours since this invigilating task started and I'm a complete wreck.

  • I'm hungry but I'm not allowed to eat anything
  • I'm also thirsty but I don't have any water with me
  • There's nothing to do apart from waste time over the internet. Because of this I feel sleepy. I could really use a cup of coffee and a couple of cigarettes right now
  • The worst of all is that, even though the people taking the exam are allowed to have as many toilet breaks as they need, I'm not allowed to have any. Whoever, had this brilliant idea of having only one invigilator for the exam is a #@£$%*##.


Swearing always makes me feel more relaxed. I feel better already. I can do something more productive now. I'll be back soon